After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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