I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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