Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
