We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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