Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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