you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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