yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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