..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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