I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
birth control should be required to get into college
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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