cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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