sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
This house was built for laser tag.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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