it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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