As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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