And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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