It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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