You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
