if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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