also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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