Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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