She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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