One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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