my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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