I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
wow bdsm is so cute
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