found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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