You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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