i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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