He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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