Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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