Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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