Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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