Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wrigley field is MILF paradise
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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