office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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