Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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