Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We need to rekindle our bromance
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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