Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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