Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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