I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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