if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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