So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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