i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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