Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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