So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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