drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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