I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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