I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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