I don't think brook has ever known best
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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