My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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