This is not my ceiling
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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