Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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