Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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