I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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