I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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